Sunday, October 23, 2016

Dispatch from the Not Woods

I was sitting on a low stone wall along the two lanes of the winding Skyline Drive in Shenandoah National Park, VA. Cars crept by, kept in check by the 35 mph speed limit, gazing at the pile of filth slumped on the roadside partition. I was said pile of filth, quietly boiling some water with a hole-punched cat food can fueled by denatured alcohol, surrounded by burnt aluminum foil. That pile of filth sat patiently, letting the hours tick by. Something flickered by my pack resting on the ground. Ah, of course, it's a 10-inch baby rattlesnake that appeared to be inebriated. Baby rattlesnakes don't have venom, right? It barely had a rattle. My conclusion, obviously, was that now was the perfect time to touch a wild rattlesnake. I did. It was awesome. Then I was bored again, staring at the strip of pavement that travels sinuously atop Shenandoah National Park, criss-crossing the Appalachian Trail like two entwined rattlesnakes. I moved myself to a trailside perch tucked into the woods, where I found that I could scare the crap out of people when I announced my presence. Now the waiting game was quite amusing. My day of exercising extreme patience came on my 48th day, and 1,280 miles, since leaving Mt. Katahdin in Maine. My younger brother Mike picked me up soon after someone thought I was a bear, and I was whisked off of the trail to attend a cousin's wedding. One wedding weekend of overly successful partying concluded, and I just got home from another wedding in New York (HUGE shoutout to Jen & Jim and Scott & Courtney - CONGRATS!). Tomorrow I shall return to the trail and visit my inebriated rattlesnake friends and resume my job as migrating pile of filth!
My name is Burger King, and I approve this Nutella.
Since my last post, the miles have flown by. Every northbounder I met prior to Pennsylvania warned me of PA. All I heard was, "by golly PA is nothing but rocks #rocksylvania #bootkillingstate #itsucks." Personally, imma say that's hella overrated. While rocky, the boulders orient themselves on a delightfully horizontal plane, stretching for hundreds of miles on flat ridgelines, interspersed with fabulous sections of cruiser logging road. This terrain was in great difference to that of the Whites and southern Maine, where the boulder fields tended to be angled more vertically for several thousand feet of continuous climbing. PA was fun! Aside from it being rainy and foggy for four days, that is. I was, however, blessed with one bouldery, slabby descent in a dense fog and hard rain well into the night. The only thing more spicy than that was the highway crossing that followed. But, a few big days meant I got to enjoy brunch with family, who came to meet me on the trail!
The fam unites on a rocky, drippy section of trail in PA.
Pencil-vain-ya throwin down some wet rocks to slip and fall on. I only didn't fall on one day through the 200 plus mile state. More like Penns(FUN)ylvania.
After four days of fog and rain, Pennsylvania decided to reveal its inner beauty.
Seeing my family was a huge morale booster, and sent me cruising towards Duncannon and the historic Doyle Hotel, which has likely seen no changes in sheets/pillows/paint/toilets/anything in 100 years.
Sheets and quilt came pre-stained! My presence made this room cleaner. The single, naked bulb dangling form the ceiling made for excellent ambiance. The springs in the bed even offered a deep massaging, maybe-tetanus-filled night of sleep.
A fine sunset at the confluence of the Susquehannah and Juniata Rivers outside of Duncannon, PA.
While at the Doyle, I downloaded some music to my phone. The discovery of music and a seemingly inexhaustible supply of trailside gas stations and vending machines led to Jeff being transformed into a man flying through the woods giggling in a pop music and caffeine-fueled rage of happiness. The peak of my torrent of woodland ecstasy was when I heard it was going to rain all day the next day, starting at 4:00am. In a stroke of brilliance, I vowed to hike until it started raining. My foolproof plan hinged on what I thought was the inherent certainty of rain. I seem to always forget that I should never trust other hikers with the weather forecast. I had started hiking at 8:00am that day, and made my plans around noon. By 1:00am, I had traveled 43 miles and checked my phone to discover that no, in fact, it was likely not going to rain at all. Oh well. Sometimes my version of "fun ideas" concern me, but then again what a swell day of hiking.
Perks of night hiking? Being one foot from stepping on large rattlesnakes that are also hiking the AT. Sup dude?

What time is it? Check out that beard. Damn, so fine. No patches at all. Impressive.
On October 9th, I rolled into Harper's Ferry rather stoked to have reached the Appalachian Trail Conservancy headquarters and "psychological halfway point" of the trail. But Harper's Ferry really was a neat surprise. Quite frankly, I had not the slightest clue that it was a national park/historic town/tourist spot/major train hub. I was just waddling down the Potomac Canal Path when it was like, "oh, aaaiigghtt, where'd these two thousand peeps come from? Why are they looking at me like I am notably not sane? THERE ARE MILKSHAKES." One can imagine my understandable bewilderment at being dumped into a sea of 21st century suburbanites overrunning a 19th century town. Luckily, said town possessed not only a fake saloon, but a REAL cafe that sold milkshakes. Hats off to the Park Service for making sure the aspects of this park that are not to period contain frozen dairy desserts.
Burger King, the 176th SoBo of the season.
My resupply at Harper's wasn't going to last me to my pickup point in Shenandoah a few days later, so I supplemented my resupply with nutritious and wholesome foods.
Om nom nom.
I arrived at Shenandoah National Park fueled by a most scrumptious bag of "donettes" and a pint of ice cream I purchased that day. The first thing Shenandoah offered me was a brilliantly flat, not rocky, groomer section of trail that had SWITCHBACKS. Who knew switchbacks were still a thing? Super into it. So into it, in fact, that I took a selfie with a flat, boring, buttery-slice-of-heaven-on-earth trail.
The stoke is high.
Since I was in New Hampshire, I have felt like I have been experiencing the changing of the seasons every day. Each day I migrate a little farther south, and it seems like the first day of fall coincides with my daily journey. At this point, the anticipation of a mountainside lit up by autumnal colors is almost unbearable. And Virginia, my dear Virginia, has boosted my spirits by providing at least the mountainsides for such a dreamy fall day. After several hundred miles of glorified hills, it would appear that I have reached the loftier ridge-lines and summits of the southern Appalachians. These peaks are reminiscent of the mountains I left behind in Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine.

¡Bienvenidos a las montaƱas! Taken on my last morning before being picked up in Shenandoah National Park.

I managed to time my dinner on this night to perfectly coincide with my presence at a westward-facing vista and the setting of the sun. Excellent work, if you ask me. A great first night in the Shenandoah's!
I spent the much of this past week shopping, packing, and beginning to mail the next 40 days or so of maildrops that I will need to fuel me to the end of my trek. The trail feels like a blur when I think back to the first 48 days that I spent on it. But when I reflect on individual days, they are remembered as being filled with wholesome content. Every day I walk. Every day I camp. I wake up and know that I will walk 25 or 30 miles, at least 12 hours, until I decide to plop myself on the ground and do it again. But for nearly 1,300 miles, I have been able to feel the landscape change under my feet, just as the seasons are shifting around me. I'll head back to the trail ready for colder temperatures, but thrilled for brisk days and chilly nights, the kind of late fall days that electrify you and can only result in miles of smiles. Until then, cheers!

One of the first crisp fall days of hiking back in the White Mountains, NH.

Same day as the above photo, on one of the most brilliant evenings I've ever experienced.




Thursday, September 29, 2016

A Month and a Wall Map

I ordered a massive cinnamon bun, heap of eggs, mound of pancakes, and pile of hashbrowns from a perky middle-aged woman with greying hair. She called my order out to the cook, who was standing several feet from her and had likely heard my order anyway. I looked around Pete's Place, taking in the small-town Maine atmosphere - an eclectic mix of decorations and people who live in Maine. The decorations consisted largely of hiking paraphernalia and the old Coke signs people associate with garage sales and reality TV shows about garage sales. After ordering, I sat back down at my table with a new friend from the trail, Gold Rush, named so due to his striking resemblance to a man on a reality TV show about gold mining. Gold Rush had hiked half the trail already, but "flipped" to Maine and was now southbounding to where he had previously gotten off the trail. As we waited for our food, I spotted a map of the AT on the wall. To be frank, I was feeling pretty good. I had just emerged from the 100-Mile Wilderness of Maine feeling confident and on top of the world. I had cruised through the first 115 miles of the AT, the most remote stretch of the trail, with few problems. I mean, I had only fallen into one log-studded mud-pit while night hiking in a thunderstorm and stood up and started walking the wrong way on the trail once. And I had only woken up and had to hobble the first 7 miles of the morning for 4 of the 4.5 days due to old-man soreness. And I only had to tape my blistered feet for like, 3 days. That's pretty good in my book. I was now ready to check out my tremendous progress on that there wall map. Oh yeah baby, 115 miles and 4.5 days in, this champ was ready to see the chunk of trail he'd knocked off.

So either the cook dropped ten pounds of pancakes on the flour, or my heart and soul had fallen out of my gaping mouth and hit the floor in a bloody crash reminiscent of the fall of the Roman Empire (y'all know that made a noise)...The cook was silent. Sizzle sizzle. Cool, definitely my heart and soul, good to know. I didn't need those anyway. My mind was wiped of all emotions for a few moments. Then a wave of dread washed over me like I have never felt before. I stared vacantly at the map. My God....I had not moved. I had done 115 miles. I still had about 2065 to go...was the map broken? Nope, that terrible red line sinuously traced its path for three more feet down that damn wall map. I would be being generous if I said I'd gone an inch. This was the moment I realized just what the hell I had gotten myself in to. Then the woman at the counter called out my order and I buried my feelings of self-doubt, trepidation, and mind-numbing horror with several pounds of breakfast foods.

It has been one month since that day. One month and many more pounds of breakfast food (and ice cream and pop tarts). I must say, I have put forth a fine effort to smother my wall map fears with heaps upon heaps of the dream diet of all 11 year old Americans. Snickers are the new granola bar! But, a month has passed, and so too have I progressed a few inches on that wall map. I no longer wretch away from the sight of those ubiquitous maps, but gaze at them in a kind of amused stupor. Damn, there's a lot of adventures packed into those inches. Right now, I'm 871.3 miles from Katahdin. That's like, enough inches of map that I no longer recoil in fear at the sight of a snaking red line and the outlines of every east coast state. But the other few feet do still scare me a little...

My location on the wall maps from hell tells me that I am now I n New Jersey. As someone from Pennsylvania, I contain within myself an intrinsic repulsion for New Jersey (but not the Jersey Shore, that doesn't count as New Jersey). Henceforth, I am baffled by my apparent love for this section of trail. Rolling pastureland, trail side delis, and the fact that I remembered I was carrying a Burger King crown have caused me to actually enjoy the armpit of America. So as I grapple with the realization that my life may in fact be a lie, I shall walk one more day through dirty Jerz and then tumble into the outstretched arms of my home state. I will see my family in 3 days, and hopefully no more wall maps between now and then

Sincerely,

Burger King

Miscellaneous Fun Facts:
- I ate 8 pop tarts in one day for breakfast
- Today I ate 2000 calories of Nutella after going to Dairy Queen
- I hiked until midnight two days in a row to get a package before the post office closed
- The aforementioned post office had lost my package
- Today I ate two raw packages of Ramen Noodles
- I am wearing a Burger King crown right now

Mail is always welcome! Send it here and my momma shall put that mail in my next mail drop package.

Jeff Mogavero (AT)
3036 Robin Lane
Havertown, PA 19083